"Look at this lunatic! He's lumping both of us into a single post!"
"It could be worse. He could have just picked you!"
"I don't know whether to be honored or insulted. I've seen better lists in the grocery store!"
"Schindler's List had more colorful characters than this one!"
"Are the frog or the pig on here? That bear?"
"No."
"Well then, maybe it's not so bad."
(Laughter)
Singing:
"Why do we always read these?"
"I guess we'll never know."
"It's like a kind of torture to have to follow Joe."